capitalemm:

"oh he’s really good looking"
“he has a girlfriend you know”
YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDNT SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

  • Person: you don't look gay
  • Me: yeah sorry I forgot my flannel, rainbow flag and strap on at home.
  • kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

    singingtowers:

    My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them

    "I’m the jealous type . You wanna know why? Because we started off as “just friends” too"
    Frank Ocean  (via love-me-coronas)
    love-pink421:

tever0726:

ijustwanttoselloutmyfuneral:

afreespiritx:

ijustwanttoselloutmyfuneral:

My love

I would melt.

He’s quite wonderful. ☺️

I wanna kiss a tattoos lady’s leg…..

I have a tattooed leg..
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    love-pink421:

    tever0726:

    ijustwanttoselloutmyfuneral:

    afreespiritx:

    ijustwanttoselloutmyfuneral:

    My love

    I would melt.

    He’s quite wonderful. ☺️

    I wanna kiss a tattoos lady’s leg…..

    I have a tattooed leg..

    fairhies:

    If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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